Everyone talks about how great Energy Ogre is, but you don't often hear about all their unhappy members. Well, we found some of them and we're asking Energy Ogre to explain some things!
Dan from Houston
This is the final straw: I have so much cash in my wallet from all the money I saved using your service, that I now am unable to fit any additional credit cards, IDs or otherwise. It’s getting to the point now where I have so many dollar bills overflowing from my wallet that I have to stuff them into my pockets in handfuls and hope that the money doesn’t fly out as I walk like some kind of cartoon character. I can’t even get into my house anymore because I’ve lost my keys in a sea of pocket cash. It’ll be months before I can dig them out. Now what’s the point of having all this cheap electricity if I can’t even be there to enjoy it?
Energy Ogre's Response
We’re very sorry Dan for any problems our services have caused. Other users have found it useful to stuff the cash under their mattress or in spare boxes, instead of keeping it all in their pockets. Hope this is helpful.
Sandra from Dallas
It’s about time we split up, Energy Ogre. I am tired of seeing the number “0” in my bank account. Especially when there are more every day—so many that they have to be separated by commas! They’re just sitting there in groups of three, all lined up like they’re strolling to Sunday School. How am I supposed to keep track of them all?
Energy Ogre's Rebuttal
Thank you for reaching out, Sandra. As counter-intuitive as it seems, it’s actually better for your bank account if your balance is followed by a lot of zeroes. Contact your bank—or any human being who has used money before—for more information on this.
Clarence from Corpus Christi
Spending money is my greatest joy in life, and saving is disgusting to me. When I saw that EnergyOgre could save members an average of 40% on their electricity bill, I thought it was some kind of sick joke. But then I saw that I could pay for a monthly membership, so I gave into my urges and subscribed. Little did I know that the money I saved would cover the cost of membership and then some! I can’t keep up with the savings anymore.
Energy Ogre's Apology
We apologize for the issue Clarence, but before you leave us, think of it like this: the money you’re saving means you can spend more too!
Okay, so maybe these aren’t real people, and these aren't very popular complaints, but considering the average Energy Ogre member saves 40% on their electricity bill, you may end up in a very similar scenario.
How much could you save?